mydrunkkitchen:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedfood:

Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas

Dang.

BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???

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vespertinavi:

My favorite Stephen Gammell illustrations from ‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’.

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  • me: hey whats up....................slime man
  • girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
  • me: no..........................slime man

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grawly:

The future is now.

Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

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helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"